{"id":373,"date":"2025-05-19T05:01:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-19T10:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wayspace.wayzata.k12.mn.us\/blogs\/rattyspeaks\/?p=373"},"modified":"2025-05-18T23:32:45","modified_gmt":"2025-05-19T04:32:45","slug":"the-rat-is-on-vacation-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/the-rat-is-on-vacation-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rat is on Vacation!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yes, my friends in Mrs. Mclaughlin’s class, Raston A. Rat is on vacation!\u00a0 I took a long flight on RodentAir, and now I’m in Hawaii, sipping a Hamster Slushie and dipping my ratty toes in the surf.\u00a0 I hope you like my flowered swim trunks and my ratly cool shades!\u00a0 It’s fun here, at the Ritzy Rodent Resort–there was even a karaoke contest on the patio this morning, and I sang my newest song (“Cruel, Cruel Felines”).\u00a0 I was hardly nervous at all!<\/p>\n

Thank you for all your good advice about sports and toe cramps.\u00a0 I have decided to go out for the sport of Beaching.\u00a0 Beaching is a pretty easy sport; you just have to sit on a beach and now and then splash in the water.\u00a0 You might not think this is much of a sport, but seriously, jumping around on the keyboard and sending all those messages to you was quite a workout!\u00a0 So even though I had a ratastic time blogging with all you fifth graders, I think it’s time to give my sore ratty paws a break.<\/p>\n

So to all you wonderful kids who have been blogging with me recently, I bid a sweet rodent farewell… how you brightened my gloomy, ratty days!\u00a0 Take care, be kind to any rodents you meet, and do yourselves a favor– WATCH OUT FOR CATS!!<\/p>\n

love, Ratty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes, my friends in Mrs. Mclaughlin’s class, Raston A. Rat is on vacation!\u00a0 I took a long flight on RodentAir, and now I’m in Hawaii, sipping a Hamster Slushie and dipping my ratty toes in the surf.\u00a0 I hope you like my flowered swim trunks and my ratly cool shades!\u00a0 It’s fun here, at the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rastons-blog"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xmb3-61","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lynnejonell.com\/ratblog\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}